Mermaid Lemonade

I mostly just let people up in the lifts.
November 29
11:04 am
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Showte Kaskazian.

Showte Kaskazian.

November 27
3:03 pm
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Judith Beheading Holofernes by Caravaggio.

Judith Beheading Holofernes by Caravaggio.

2:53 pm
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Information you need to know to understand this blog post: I have three younger sisters. The one directly underneath me is 24 years old and Sister 1. The next one is 19 years old and Sister 2. The youngest is 17 years old and Sister 3. Okay, okay. I know I shouldn’t talk about my family secrets on my blog, but I was just browsing Facebook and I saw that my youngest sister, Sister 3, became friends with the father of Sister 1’s four-month-old baby. I had a quick look on his profile (curiosity, and as if you wouldn’t too) and saw that the above picture is his profile shot. I think his choice of tattoo is super ironic, given that he essentially ditched Sister 1 during her pregnancy, leaving her to move back into my father’s house to raise the baby. I’m not sure if he’s back in her life now or what (and maybe this tattoo is a celebration of that?), but come on! I kind of feel like ringing everyone up on a conference call and shouting “AM I THE ONLY ONE GETTING THIS?!”

Information you need to know to understand this blog post: I have three younger sisters. The one directly underneath me is 24 years old and Sister 1. The next one is 19 years old and Sister 2. The youngest is 17 years old and Sister 3.

Okay, okay. I know I shouldn’t talk about my family secrets on my blog, but I was just browsing Facebook and I saw that my youngest sister, Sister 3, became friends with the father of Sister 1’s four-month-old baby. I had a quick look on his profile (curiosity, and as if you wouldn’t too) and saw that the above picture is his profile shot. I think his choice of tattoo is super ironic, given that he essentially ditched Sister 1 during her pregnancy, leaving her to move back into my father’s house to raise the baby. I’m not sure if he’s back in her life now or what (and maybe this tattoo is a celebration of that?), but come on! I kind of feel like ringing everyone up on a conference call and shouting “AM I THE ONLY ONE GETTING THIS?!”

1:58 pm
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(via gravyholocaust:dogfromspace:soupsoup) Vinnie’s Pizzeria in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

(via gravyholocaust:dogfromspace:soupsoup)

Vinnie’s Pizzeria in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

12:32 pm
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(via brouillon)

(via brouillon)

11:44 am
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(via scout:storygoes:bethlehems) Rahm Emanuel’s Thanksgiving Turkey. At first I thought Rahm was doing some unusual (and uncomfortable) version of the barracuda, but then I remembered his missing finger.

(via scout:storygoes:bethlehems)

Rahm Emanuel’s Thanksgiving Turkey.

At first I thought Rahm was doing some unusual (and uncomfortable) version of the barracuda, but then I remembered his missing finger.

11:17 am
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By Cesare Naldi.

By Cesare Naldi.

11:10 am
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“ Ladyhawke is not Australian. As was determined by its people in 1901, New Zealand is NOT part of Australia. It’s actually a different country. You know how Indonesia is really close to us but we don’t give its mildly successful exports awards? The same should apply for New Zealand. DIFFERENT COUNTRY. ”
— Tom Slater.
10:23 am
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Sofia Coppola and Bill Murray in Japan.

Sofia Coppola and Bill Murray in Japan.

10:02 am
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Sofia Coppola in Paris.

Sofia Coppola in Paris.