That girl from high school that I’ll never delete from Facebook (we all have one). 

Oh, and we’re 26, by the way.

Buy these from me. Tell your friends.

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While looking up The Corrs on Wikipedia today, I discovered that the brother, Jim Corr, is actually a massive September 11/New World Order conspiracy theorist. Not only that, but he runs a website (JimCorr.com) where he blogs about it. On the homepage, he’s written, “My name is Jim Corr. I have been studying what is referred to as the New World Order the past couple of years.” The past couple of years. Amazing.

Additionally, after Osama bin Laden was killed last year, he made some posts on his (also excellent) Twitter account asserting that bin Laden had actually died in 2001. But it all makes sense. I mean, look at this picture and tell me it’s not the face of a member of the “9/11 Truth Movement”.

Right?

Helping You Understand Exactly What’s Wrong With Brisbane, Australia

This building is a casino, not a museum.

I’ve eaten less than a quarter of this box of Nerds and I feel like my blood has dried up. How on earth did I smash through so much candy as a kid?