February 2012
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keyboardpubes asked: If you get an iPhone again, I'm going to "gift" the Lisa D'Amato app to you.
January 2012
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I've read all four Twilight books, and I couldn't...
Sorry, Tyra.
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December 2011
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NEIGHBOURS
If you pay attention to either Niki or myself, you’ll know that we like to spy on our neighbours. For almost an entire year, we had the perfect view into the apartment across the courtyard and a floor down from us, and it was so much fun. The people who lived there were all homosexual and were always interested in having big parties every weekend and being ridiculous. They were very...
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Guys, let's start a webring!
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Anonymous asked: this is embarrassing.. but i get a free bottle every time someone buys one at mangoaff725(dót)com and these things work better than adderall.. i legit lost 15lbs in 2 weeks.. try them. they seriously work like crazy.
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“Tumblr is the most fucking gullible website, it’s amazing that we aren’t all...”
– gravyholocaust.
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“I’m always dreaming up ideas, like when the words “modeling boarding school” floated into my head while I was driving on the FDR highway in Manhattan. I wrote them down in a little notepad and, five years, thousands of pages and dozens of writing getaways later, I finally get to call myself the author of Modelland.”
Somehow this book is 576 pages long. Oh, and there’s going...
November 2011
11 posts
Me: I've eaten so much chocolate that I've thrown up before... It's actually pretty cool because the throw up tastes delicious.
Everyone that I work with: :/
Me: Yep.
craig0 asked: Not a question, but I thought you stopped tumbling. Turns out you just made a different account. Huh.
“Walter Benjamin was born in Wilhelmine Berlin in 1892 and committed suicide on...”
– Clive James. I am having a lot of fun reading Cultural Amnesia, let me tell you. His use of subtle barbs throughout gives me little thrills each one I come across.
On Game of Thrones
Sarah: Are you reading a fantasy novel?
Me: It is Historical Fiction. There just happens to be dragons in it.
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gameraobscura asked: what did you cover in health economics and policy? im pretty sure it was my favourite subject in my masters. Casemix and DRG's is the basis of my new job! i hope your exam ruled.
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teletypevellum asked: Apparently bathers come in both "good" and "yuck". As a Churlange, can you find me "yuck" bathers for both the male and female forms? --[stvitussdance]
When I come back from holiday and people ask me...
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October 2011
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sopoforia asked: Seen the Jersey Shore finale? "So they're real? The babies with the wings?"
Remember how Rockinghorse Records was supposed to...
Rockinghorse’s closing down sale was like your girlfriend calling to tell you she’s tried to kill herself, and then when you race over there, she’s had three panadol and a glass of gin.
Sometimes I forget how racist people in Australia...
For example, today in one of my Health classes, two people were discussing the differences between their country’s relative health payment systems. One person was a woman from Namibia, the other was a man from Singapore. The Singaporean is in another of my classes and is incredibly enjoyable to listen to whenever he participates in class (remind me to tell you his story on organ donation...
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Niki and I shared half a cake, and then he rented...
Don’t think I don’t know what you’re doing, Nikolaus.
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September 2011
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