February 2012
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Feb 9th
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keyboardpubes asked: If you get an iPhone again, I'm going to "gift" the Lisa D'Amato app to you.
Feb 6th
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January 2012
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Jan 26th
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Jan 23rd
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I've read all four Twilight books, and I couldn't...
Sorry, Tyra.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 20th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 2nd
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December 2011
13 posts
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Dec 29th
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NEIGHBOURS
If you pay attention to either Niki or myself, you’ll know that we like to spy on our neighbours. For almost an entire year, we had the perfect view into the apartment across the courtyard and a floor down from us, and it was so much fun. The people who lived there were all homosexual and were always interested in having big parties every weekend and being ridiculous. They were very...
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Guys, let's start a webring!
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Anonymous asked: this is embarrassing.. but i get a free bottle every time someone buys one at mangoaff725(dót)com and these things work better than adderall.. i legit lost 15lbs in 2 weeks.. try them. they seriously work like crazy.
Dec 6th
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“Tumblr is the most fucking gullible website, it’s amazing that we aren’t all...”
– gravyholocaust.
Dec 5th
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“I’m always dreaming up ideas, like when the words “modeling boarding school” floated into my head while I was driving on the FDR highway in Manhattan. I wrote them down in a little notepad and, five years, thousands of pages and dozens of writing getaways later, I finally get to call myself the author of Modelland.” Somehow this book is 576 pages long. Oh, and there’s going...
Dec 5th
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November 2011
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Me: I've eaten so much chocolate that I've thrown up before... It's actually pretty cool because the throw up tastes delicious.
Everyone that I work with: :/
Me: Yep.
Nov 30th
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craig0 asked: Not a question, but I thought you stopped tumbling. Turns out you just made a different account. Huh.
Nov 29th
“Walter Benjamin was born in Wilhelmine Berlin in 1892 and committed suicide on...”
– Clive James. I am having a lot of fun reading Cultural Amnesia, let me tell you. His use of subtle barbs throughout gives me little thrills each one I come across.
Nov 21st
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On Game of Thrones
Sarah: Are you reading a fantasy novel?
Me: It is Historical Fiction. There just happens to be dragons in it.
Nov 20th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 13th
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gameraobscura asked: what did you cover in health economics and policy? im pretty sure it was my favourite subject in my masters. Casemix and DRG's is the basis of my new job! i hope your exam ruled.
Nov 9th
Nov 7th
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teletypevellum asked: Apparently bathers come in both "good" and "yuck". As a Churlange, can you find me "yuck" bathers for both the male and female forms? --[stvitussdance]
Nov 6th
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When I come back from holiday and people ask me...
Nov 3rd
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Nov 2nd
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October 2011
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sopoforia asked: Seen the Jersey Shore finale? "So they're real? The babies with the wings?"
Oct 26th
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Remember how Rockinghorse Records was supposed to...
Rockinghorse’s closing down sale was like your girlfriend calling to tell you she’s tried to kill herself, and then when you race over there, she’s had three panadol and a glass of gin.
Oct 21st
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Sometimes I forget how racist people in Australia...
For example, today in one of my Health classes, two people were discussing the differences between their country’s relative health payment systems. One person was a woman from Namibia, the other was a man from Singapore. The Singaporean is in another of my classes and is incredibly enjoyable to listen to whenever he participates in class (remind me to tell you his story on organ donation...
Oct 18th
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Niki and I shared half a cake, and then he rented...
Don’t think I don’t know what you’re doing, Nikolaus. 
Oct 8th
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Oct 8th
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Oct 7th
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Oct 7th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 4th
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September 2011
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Sep 30th
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Sep 28th