December 2011
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NEIGHBOURS
If you pay attention to either Niki or myself, you’ll know that we like to spy on our neighbours. For almost an entire year, we had the perfect view into the apartment across the courtyard and a floor down from us, and it was so much fun. The people who lived there were all homosexual and were always interested in having big parties every weekend and being ridiculous. They were very...
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Guys, let's start a webring!
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Anonymous asked: this is embarrassing.. but i get a free bottle every time someone buys one at mangoaff725(dót)com and these things work better than adderall.. i legit lost 15lbs in 2 weeks.. try them. they seriously work like crazy.
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“Tumblr is the most fucking gullible website, it’s amazing that we aren’t all...”
– gravyholocaust.
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“I’m always dreaming up ideas, like when the words “modeling boarding school” floated into my head while I was driving on the FDR highway in Manhattan. I wrote them down in a little notepad and, five years, thousands of pages and dozens of writing getaways later, I finally get to call myself the author of Modelland.”
Somehow this book is 576 pages long. Oh, and there’s going...
November 2011
11 posts
Me: I've eaten so much chocolate that I've thrown up before... It's actually pretty cool because the throw up tastes delicious.
Everyone that I work with: :/
Me: Yep.