I woke up this morning, innocent as a lamb. I got ready to go to work and then walked out of my room, where THIS was waiting for me. Niki left it on the chest that the TV sits on, knowing that I’d see it when I walked through the apartment to the kitchen. I swear I could hear the gleeful chuckling from his bathroom as I shrieked in horror. Such cruelty. I got 100% on a piece of assessment yesterday, I thought I was having a good week. Now I want to dig a hole and bury myself in it.