I was just looking at eBay because I had to send some faulty headphones back and haven’t heard from the seller yet (which is a whole other story), but I realised that today is my exact anniversary with eBay. The three main things worth noting about this post are:

1. I cannot believe that I have had an eBay account for ten fucking years. I feel old as hell.
2. Yes, I know my eBay name is the lamest shit you’ve ever seen, but I created it when I was sixteen, and when I was sixteen, I was the lamest shit you’ve ever seen. I’m surprised it wasn’t *~*~koRnfan_4evr~*~* or some bullshit.
3. Ten whole years, and I’ve bought less than a hundred things. I guess that’s pretty good evidence of restraint? I’m so glad that it isn’t possible to see what the items were that I was buying ten years ago. I can only imagine that they would be a lot of magazines with A Perfect Circle on the cover or something. God, I just wish I could go back in time and give myself an absolute shaking.