Stream of thoughts while trying to read a paper called Sustainability and Environmental Valuation last night:

• Jenny from the Block really is a dumb song, but I don’t think I’ll ever be able to forget that Jennifer Lopez is from the Bronx, so good for her, I guess.
• Wait, wasn’t Ben Affleck in that video? Didn’t they make out all through it?
• Oh yeah, they dated. 
• Huh.
• I wonder how many times Jennifer Garner has actually sat down and made herself watch that video.
• Probably a few.
• But probably only in an Incognito Window.
• Yeah right, as if she uses Chrome.
• Oh yeah, this paper.
• Man, how am I ever going to succeed academically when I spend so much of my time considering the thoughts, feelings, and Internet browsers of famous people?
• Oh god, I’m going to die in a cardboard box

So that’s where I am right now.